Here is a continuation to what I've read in a magazine. I really find this funny. Here are some names for women:
parasite single - adult children -esp. female who still live with their parents, spending most of heir income on frivolous purchases for themselves.
three meals and a nap - how salary men describe their wives' carefree lives
Christmas cake - young woman over 25 who have passed the prime age for marriage. Christmas cakes are sold in Japan until Christmas day. After that cakes aren't worth that much.
old mountain hag - young woman with suntan-colored face, dyed hair with white streaks, silver-colored lips and whitish eye shadow. The look: proud to be ugly and scary.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Verbal Daggers
I've read one time in a magazine some nasty sampling for men, preferably Chinese men.
Let me share this.
oversize trash - a useless retired husband. Reference: Japanese must pay extra to have large unwanted items to hauled away to the dump.
wet leaves - likewise, a home bound husband, who like, wet sticky leaves can't be swept from the house.
my home papa - a derogatory reference to a man who pays too much attention to his family (and can't go out with boys for drinks)
thousand peso-husband - a man who is a victim of his wife's tight purse strings. He's allotted 1,000 pesos a day for lunch, cigarettes and other minor necessities.
Let me share this.
oversize trash - a useless retired husband. Reference: Japanese must pay extra to have large unwanted items to hauled away to the dump.
wet leaves - likewise, a home bound husband, who like, wet sticky leaves can't be swept from the house.
my home papa - a derogatory reference to a man who pays too much attention to his family (and can't go out with boys for drinks)
thousand peso-husband - a man who is a victim of his wife's tight purse strings. He's allotted 1,000 pesos a day for lunch, cigarettes and other minor necessities.
Luke 6:33
Lately, I've been thinking of a sensuous story which later on I would, as a form of text or chat on YM, I would share it to someone. I should be glad because it worked! After exchanging lots of "kulitan" 'til midnight, I reminisced the old days we're both OL way back on my college years, and not long enough when he admit something that terribly upset me and with loss of words I managed to quit our texting and simply said "...babay."
I know I'm wrong! I am in the midst of owning his time in me, yet, I messed it up! ^_^
A number of weeks then, here is another chance for me, overwhelmed by his presence, now on YM! I made my usual pick-up lines and for a hundred-minute, nothing revelation had said I joined our usual chat room, but then, aside from the bossy booter who forced me to leave the YM room, I had few minutes left on my online account. So. I end up telling him I'll load up my phone.
Patiently, I waited for his response after my registration on Globe has done. Unfortunately, for half a day, I never heard my phone sound "ing! ing!" 'Til I made my last words for him. "...blah blah blah...God Bless." Uh-oh How pathetic I was! Finally, I woke up miraculously that afternoon, got messages from him and asked for my apology. I should be glad, but my resentment is over me. My bad!
I know I'm wrong! I should have spent my load wisely! ^_^
Passed a week, before Hearts Day, I posted a greeting, you would rather thought it is a snub when you got a zero word from him, but, it's better to give with no expectations at all. Say, the other side of thank-you is a genuine kindness.
Luke 6:33 "If you do good to those who do good to you, what credit is that to you?"
Surely, Jesus wants us to do good to people who, in no way pay us back.
I know I'm wrong! I am in the midst of owning his time in me, yet, I messed it up! ^_^
A number of weeks then, here is another chance for me, overwhelmed by his presence, now on YM! I made my usual pick-up lines and for a hundred-minute, nothing revelation had said I joined our usual chat room, but then, aside from the bossy booter who forced me to leave the YM room, I had few minutes left on my online account. So. I end up telling him I'll load up my phone.
Patiently, I waited for his response after my registration on Globe has done. Unfortunately, for half a day, I never heard my phone sound "ing! ing!" 'Til I made my last words for him. "...blah blah blah...God Bless." Uh-oh How pathetic I was! Finally, I woke up miraculously that afternoon, got messages from him and asked for my apology. I should be glad, but my resentment is over me. My bad!
I know I'm wrong! I should have spent my load wisely! ^_^
Passed a week, before Hearts Day, I posted a greeting, you would rather thought it is a snub when you got a zero word from him, but, it's better to give with no expectations at all. Say, the other side of thank-you is a genuine kindness.
Luke 6:33 "If you do good to those who do good to you, what credit is that to you?"
Surely, Jesus wants us to do good to people who, in no way pay us back.
Chicken Alley Scandal
I, with my cuz (our FC), and couple of my friends (FR) dined in Chicken Alley, how they criticized the man on stage a.k.a. "ES", how can I forget the word "thought" of which "ES" pronounced it as "sought" - true! (of how I named him "ES") Perhaps he had overused the schwa sound. But despite of that, he's really picked up great sentis, Laughter In The Rain would be the best among his songs. An hour after, it's now turn of the "oldies" band, after five seconds of hearing the snare hitting he drum, oh! I can't wait to reach the exit, I just need the escape the "noise", haha!
Why I Got Zero Cp Load
The last time I loaded up my phone was last month. So, it has been a month since I left it unattended in my closet. My supervisor, my friends have been texting me really important matters but I don't think that's enough reason of why I should exchange my 30-peso to the loading station!
Indeed, I were thinking of the medicines ( 5 tablets ) my father should take everyday, of the baon of my brother who goes to school every other day (instead of every day) and came home as early as 1:00 pm, and reasoned us his usual alibis...
"nag garden kami!"
"wala si ma'am"
"sakit ulo ko"
"sakit tiyan ko"
...whew! Well, I'm just thankful to my studios sisters. My money then, all went that way, but I've got no choice, as young as 22, I feel like practicing money management. Perhaps, an obligation of a breadwinner. I hope my friend will understand me.
Indeed, I were thinking of the medicines ( 5 tablets ) my father should take everyday, of the baon of my brother who goes to school every other day (instead of every day) and came home as early as 1:00 pm, and reasoned us his usual alibis...
"nag garden kami!"
"wala si ma'am"
"sakit ulo ko"
"sakit tiyan ko"
...whew! Well, I'm just thankful to my studios sisters. My money then, all went that way, but I've got no choice, as young as 22, I feel like practicing money management. Perhaps, an obligation of a breadwinner. I hope my friend will understand me.
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