Verbal Daggers II

Here is a continuation to what I've read in a magazine. I really find this funny. Here are some names for women:

parasite single - adult children -esp. female who still live with their parents, spending most of heir income on frivolous purchases for themselves.

three meals and a nap - how salary men describe their wives' carefree lives

Christmas cake - young woman over 25 who have passed the prime age for marriage. Christmas cakes are sold in Japan until Christmas day. After that cakes aren't worth that much.

old mountain hag - young woman with suntan-colored face, dyed hair with white streaks, silver-colored lips and whitish eye shadow. The look: proud to be ugly and scary.