Verbal Daggers

I've read one time in a magazine some nasty sampling for men, preferably Chinese men.
Let me share this.

oversize trash - a useless retired husband. Reference: Japanese must pay extra to have large unwanted items to hauled away to the dump.

wet leaves - likewise, a home bound husband, who like, wet sticky leaves can't be swept from the house.

my home papa - a derogatory reference to a man who pays too much attention to his family (and can't go out with boys for drinks)

thousand peso-husband - a man who is a victim of his wife's tight purse strings. He's allotted 1,000 pesos a day for lunch, cigarettes and other minor necessities.